I'm not an anthropologist or a social scientist. I'm not a rocket scientist. I'm not the "great American" novelist. I'm not the leading expert on cardiology or proctology or bats. I'm not impervious to kryptonite. I am not a spokesperson for your favorite brand of camera. I don't have a manifesto. I don't get paid to make you happy. I don't get paid to piss you off. I don't have an agenda. I don't have a Maserati. I'm not running for office. I'm not running from the law. I am not in the clergy. I don't want to date your sister. I'm not responsible for your sense of propriety, the appreciation of your hobbies or your happiness. I don't speak Klingon.
I'm just a photographer.