9.12.2014

Mini-Celebration for the Visual Science Lab. Kirk pops the metaphorical Champagne cork.

In the master control booth of the main VSL bunker.
I took off the tin foil cap for this selfie.
And I actually took it with an official selfie-cam. Yikes.

I was scrounging around in the HQ refrigerator wondering whatever happened to those two cases of Bollinger Champagne I had stashed away when the non-sequitar alarm started blaring. Two ducks can be happy. And I rushed to the computing machine to see what was up. I was expecting Armageddon or at least an early Fall stock market crash but it was a tiny bit less earth shattering than that. My little sub-routine had just popped over the 18,000,000th page view if/then and was letting me know. 

So, in case any of you are keeping track we've had our 18,000,000th page view in the short history of the blog. It happened this week. 

A few predictions: The market for technically competent and socially adept photographers is looking healthier and will keep improving until the governments of the world (or crooked bankers, or both) conspire to collapse it again. Nikon and Canon will keep making versions of their existing cameras until the last gray haired practitioner shuffles off to the great darkroom. Studio flash systems will become as scarce as open ended purchase orders. Continuous lighting systems will continue to grow and evolve as our relationship with video grows, evolves and becomes more comfortable. Fewer people will take up photography as a primary and passionate hobby. More people will shoot more images of people drinking: beer, wine, shooters, slammers, coffees of all varieties and anything that comes in a retro designed bottle or austere cup. Phones will get larger as dedicated cameras get smaller. All phones will become cameras. All small cameras will become phones. Serious photography will revert back to being a hobby that nerds, AV club members and weird, electrical engineer uncles do while unserious photograph will be so ubiquitous we'll just leave the cameras running 24/7 and wait until a software company makes an app that looks through your footage/images and selects shots it thinks you might like. This will be based on AI and the program will learn to look for stuff it knows you prefer as you both grow together. Once you and the program are comfortable with each other you will allow it to auto-select and auto-upload images to your social networks until it accidentally uploads one of your psychotic, gun collecting ex-girlfriend who will then stalk you and make you cry. As soon as all social network imaging is automated (both capture and presentation) people, en masse, will get tired of looking at it all but will be afraid to back away from "sharing" and "commenting" on the images and will then adopt a service/software product that automatically acknowledges and gives feedback on images that are received on your network. You will no longer be involved as the computer and camera will create a perfect closed loop system engineered to give you and your friends the appearance that your opinions matter to other people out in the void who are equally dependent on virtual acceptance and are looking for reciprocation. 

As the economies of the world improve there will be a mass exodus from the commercial photography fringes of previously un-employed or under-employed people from other disciplines. They will have realized that the market for buying and selling "artistic" available-light-art filtered- cellphone-style images is less lucrative than the day shift at McDonalds. Clients will clamor to find that very last people who still know how to light big sets, direct people and think up novel visual translations of marketing research dreck. Those people will be in high demand. And the cycle will start all over again. And we at VSL might be right in the middle of it all writing more fun and inflammatory blogs. 

Please stay tuned for the next 18,000,000 impressions. Unless drones are now you new hobby...
I'm done with aerial drones. I'm on to drone submarines. What could possibly go wrong?


9 comments:

Dan Higgins said...

Thanks for a great laugh.

Dave Thomas said...

LOL - your desk looks like mine - there's hope for me yet!

Philip Storry said...

Congratulations, and thanks for sticking with the writing for so long. :-)

Paul Hodgson said...

Frankly Kirk I'm disappointed. Enjoyed reading the article but nowhere could I find that you've changed camera system. No out with the old in with older stuff or anything that was different from yesterday.

I jest of course.

thequietphotographer said...

Congratulations !
robert

Joe Gilbert said...

Kirk:

Congratulations, and thank you for all the time spent nurturing the VSL communication tool.... Nope, I didn't call you a tool..

Cheers,

Joe

Jeff said...

Congratulations on the 18M views.

@Paul Hodgson:
So Kirk getting a D7100 & SB flash isn't enough of a change?

Larry Cordeiro said...

Hope you didn't forget a treat for "studio dog" mate
;-)

Dwight Parker said...

Very funny today...... I'll bet it is closer to reality than most wish to believe......