Tuesday, September 09, 2025

Kirk goes all "Thomas Heaton" and makes landscape photographs. Daft? Like a bloody fox. Brilliant!!! Blimey.

 

I was ready to get out of the center of the city so I decided to get rid of my really nice, fast, comfy, sporty sedan and dump a year's worth of fee income into a bloody good van. Which I then spent months and untold riches into finishing it out as a traveling, three star hotel on wheels. But without a shower, a toilet, room service, or housekeeping services. Or much space. That's okay because I'm thrilled to be able to travel on my own steam to far off places and then sleep in my new van because desolate parts of Texas are so incredibly safe. A quick jaunt to the Sonora Desert? This way I can wake up in the morning, pee on the big patch of poison ivy I accidentally parked in, chew on some nearby tree bark and then use up some of the van's battery juice boiling water on my mini-burner for a spot of tea. I perform gymnastics getting dressed in the tiny space. I should have just gone to bed in my clothes but it was just a teensy bit warm last night and sweating through one's nice clothes on a 95° night, in a metal box is less than comfortable. 

Although the van works most of the time it can be temperamental and make atrocious noises, and sometimes rattle,  but a few thousand quid in repairs later and then "Bob's your Uncle!" (Whatever the hell that means...). 

So, on the road. Getting away from the stress of the city and putting some good kilometers between me and the ol' ball and chain, and the bill collectors, and the people who want to give me free broken cameras that they found in the Goodwill resale shop. Offering them up like they are gold. And the hordes of street photographers who don't get the magic and majesty of Landscape photography. the thing I love more than anything else in the world. 

I loaded up the van with the basic essentials. Some beans, some haggis, some treacle, bangers of course, and a good supply of Guiness Stout. I don't really like Guiness but since the van's refrigerator has done a runner I buy it and drink it because it doesn't want to be served cold. Right? Oh, and some biscuits to have with tea. 

Then it's on to the basics of camera inventory. Of course we'll bring the 8x10 view camera and some film holders to match. And the medium format camera of the week. And, of course, something very Sony. Or a lot Sony. Mostly Sony. And a tripod that works for everything. And lots of stuff from Peak Design.

I've packed layers and layers of down filled clothing and fleece stuff. And technical under garments. And funny hats. Like the hats Justin Mott wears --- only warmer. 

Now it's September 9th and I'm geared up and ready for my big landscape adventure. Ready to drive through slush and snow, heavy winds and those thunderstorms that come racing through the....heather? I might freeze to death in the van over night but it might be worth it if I can get the composition right just as the last good light of the day fades to night. Right? And then? Biscuits and tea. Maybe with a touch of jam stirred in to cut the vile taste of Earl Grey tea... I can already imagine the melody of the sleet slamming it's peppy cadence on the roof of the van once I get it parked at low tide somewhere...close to the shore...

But then it dawned on me that the exhaustive trip I had in mind was just a short ramble over to Pedernales Falls State Park. A short 40 minute drive from my house in West Austin. And I'd mostly want to leave after a hearty breakfast at home. And I'd arrive there around noon, hike to the spot that I was thinking of, walk around for an hour or so, take some photos and then, when the heat gets to be too much, maybe just head back home, ring up my favorite restaurant to make some evening reservations and be done with the whole undertaking. Yeah. That sounds better. And cheaper. And easier. And then I won't have to give up a fast car for a top heavy van loaded with bedding and weird wiring. And awkward smells...

Yep. that's the ticket. Forget the van. Forget the sleet and snow. Forget the icebergs sliding precariously across a mountain road in eternal night. 

Home in time for the prix fixe dinner at Chez Extravaganta. Can't wait. Oh, and here is another attempt trying my hand at Landscape photography. Doesn't work for me. But I'll keep trying. Please buy my prints and my books and follow me on .... oh, never mind...


The color version.

the black and white monochrome version.

Variation.

indecision.

Collage or hodge-podge?




Huge dust bunnies? Nah, aircraft warning buoys.

the "Terry Richardson" version. 


the Garry Winogrand version. 

the Stephen Shore version. 


The Robert Adams "study." 




kirk makes a valiant attempt to do a vertical photo. 


Got my "S" curve working. Magic. I smell a limited edition calendar in the works....

The sad camera that was forced to participate? The gun metal version of the Leica M240 (m-e). And everyone's favorite landscape lens... a 50mm f1.4 rangefinder lens... thypochke = the Russian version. 



21 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"

Rick

Robert Roaldi said...

I was hoping for a mannequin to peak out from behind the big boulder.

John Camp said...

In a couple of those photos, it appears you caught a formation of UFOs up in the sky. And since you live in Texas, I'm not particularly surprised.

Anonymous said...

You’re only allowed to use Leica if you wear a Justin Mott style hat.

Seriously, though, what is it with YT photographers wearing hats inside? Or sports jackets over a t-shirt? We’re supposed to have a sense of style, aren’t we?

bishopsmead said...

Core blimey, luvaduck! I rolled dahn the apples and pears and mi old Dutch showed me this .. we're waiting to see what a "blimey fox" looks like 🦊

richard said...

Hi - it's been a while since I've been here - is there any way you can have word wrap employed in your blog? The font is so tiny, and when I enlarge, the lines extend outside the margins. Curiously, the font size on your comments page is several times larger.
Tks - richard

Kirk said...

Richard, if you are reading the blog on your phone there is a reader view available. I have no power over Blogger's formatting past setting up the template. It all functions perfectly on my various Apple computers and various iPhones. It's a universal/non-Apple centric application. I suggest, for best performance to always view on anything but a phone and if you must view on a photo check to see if a "reader view

Kirk said...

...is offered. I don't do I.T. it's not my job. Also, where the heck have you been?

Kirk said...

We've come a long way from the camo Walmart Greeter photo vest days.... But what's with younger people wearing watch hats outside in the middle of an Austin Summer? Brain frying? Sports jackets over a t-shirt? Classic tech bro CEO fashion statement... Get with the program!!!

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richard said...

Kirk, I don't have a smart phone, and read web sites on my laptop computer. All other sites I read have word wrap.
-richard

Kirk said...

Richard, I am using a very popular format/template on Google Blogger. I have no control over things like word wrap. I can't replicate the problem you have described. I am NOT an I.T. expert. I don't code. The only suggestions I can make are to clear your cache or to give up. The font I am using is the medium sized font. It is approximately 14 point type on my MacBook Pro. This is the one and only complaint I've had about word wrapping in over thirty six million page views. I have inspected the site on laptops, desktops and phones and can't duplicate it. This leads me to believe that the issue may be with your operating system or something similar. But again, I have no idea how to fix a "one off" problem.

Eric Rose said...

Frankly I would have a problem doing landscape photography there as well. Especially with clear blue skies! The location looks like a fun place to hike but a crappy place to photograph.

Eric

Unknown said...

Another Ansel in creation. Get that 8x10 view camera....Leica no.

Kirk said...

All Leica All the time.

Kirk said...

But Eric, how can you gloss over the subtext?

richard said...

Hello Kirk,

The font size on most web sites is too small for me to read easily, so I zoom in to make the font size larger. For example, I have The Online Photographer set at 130% and the words "wrap" to stay within the margins. I cannot do that with your site, but I just discovered there is a "Reader View" where the lines wrap when necessary.

Problem solved.

Kirk said...

Cool Richard. I'm very happy to read that. Sorry I don't know how to do more. But welcome back!!!

kodachromeguy@bellsouth.net said...

Did your M240 M-E ever show signs of the sensor glass corrosion? I wonder if buying a used M-E would be a risk? I read that Leica no longer has parts to replace the sensor. Thanks!

Kirk said...

Kodachromeguy, There are two iterations of the M-E. The first, which I do not own was based on the M9, with 18 megapixels and, I guess it would have been subject to the sensor glass corrosion. Though, if it hasn't happened already the camera has been updated or stored in a vacuum chamber... The second M-E is the M-E typ 240 which uses the 24 megapixel sensor which is the same as in a stock M240. That M-E was manufactured starting in 2019, long after the M9 series and no one has reported sensor glass corrosion in the M240 series. If you buy an M-E based on the 18 megapixel M9 you might be taking a risk. If you opt for the 24 megapixel typ 240 M-E you needn't worry about it.

Anonymous said...

If it's not an EV van I don't want to read about it. If the snacks aren't WFPB I don't want to watch the video. If it's not a Sony it didn't really happen.